Fake Food Alert : Baby Carrots

I’m here and I’m going to give you a product alert. Bullshit alert is what I want to say. There’s no such thing as a baby carrot. They don’t grow like this. They’re all machine made.

And they do it two ways:

They either take the worst carrots that there are, they’ve got blemishes in them and stuff, and grind them down,

Or they take real long carrots that are grown close together so they grow long and cut them off and grind them down.

How do you think a carrot ever see a carrot grow with a round end? Hell no. So I don’t like them because they’re processed. Doesn’t mean that they’re bad. I just personally don’t like them. And you ought to know there’s no such thing as baby carrot.

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